Anyone notice how those looong blogs just turn your interest off? It’s all text and no fun. I’m trying to spice mine up, while waiting for the next assignment.

Okay, so I’ve been receiving updates from Gizmodo since Saturday, and I love it. It’s the technical equivalent of TIME, no lie. The stories are to the point, interesting, and G-rated, meaning I can reblog anything. You guys should check it out.

I was reading articles about Apple’s exorbitant moneymaking, and I saw this:

Apple CEO Tim Cook Made a Funny!

By Brian Barrett

Apr 24, 2012 5:35 PM

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During Apple’s call today to discuss its monster earnings last quarter, CEO Tim Cook was asked his opinion on Windows 8. He said all of the expected things about how the iPad has unlimited potential, but also weighed in on tablet-PC hybrid devices with this little bon mot:

“You can converge a toaster and a fridge, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.”

I get your point, Tim, but if I’m being totally honest with myself? If I saw a toaster-fridge at Lowe’s on payday I would buy it. No question.

Update: And because this is the Internet, FridgeToaster has already responded on Twitter:

I stopped rolling on the floor long enough to reblog this. Comment if you get it.
(A similar article was found on Geekwire, which explains the irony more thoroughly)