In the name of all the Australian wombats, kangaroos, dolphins, wallabies, mammals, koalas, and the other 97% of the animal population that is not venomous, I must charge to defend your legacy.

But seriously. The only poisonous animals there are, like, the platypus, some snakes and some insects. As compared to the hundreds of cute, unique, and largely harmless animals that live in this great continent. Do not defame the name of the Australian outback with improperly researched comments.

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(BTW this is a big joke so please don’t get offended :-D)