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I really am sorry that this page is necessary. In a logical and rational community I would feel no need to write it, but here in America, where lawsuits fly like rockets and fragile feelings are shattered by mere feathers, I must follow the corporate example and protect my legal behind with lawyerspeak. Allons-y.

1.    “Your viewing and use of the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia, implies that you understand and accept to abide by the Terms of Usage.”

1.1 “The blog ‘ChuckNorrisForNarnia’ is defined as the web page located at the domain                                                         https://ch4na.wordpress.com and all of its included content.”

1.2 “’Use’ is defined as viewing the content of the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia, or visiting its associated domain. ‘User’ is defined as a being, living or nonliving, that performs the action of using the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia. ‘I’, ‘Me’, or ‘My’ refer to myself as the administrator of the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia.”

“In order to use the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia, you must accept the Terms listed on this page. You can accept the terms by:”

a) “By clicking ‘Accept these Terms’ at the bottom of this page, or”

b) “By actually using the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia. By doing so you, the user, imply that you, the user, understand and accept the Terms and will abide by them.”

2. “The Terms of Usage”

2.1) “The User shall not hold me, the administrator, responsible in any way, shape, or form, for any type of impact content located on the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia, viewed by themselves or other Users, has on themselves or other Users.”

2.2) “The User shall not report content that they find affects them or other Users in a negative manner to any person, machine, agency, or organization that has the ability to file suit in a United States court of law. In the case that a User does report such content to any person, machine, agency, or organization that has the ability to file suit in a United States court of law, all and any legal complications that arise from such reports will be null and void and I, the administrator, shall be disengaged from all and any attempts to deprive me of my life, liberty, property, or rights granted to me as a United States citizen, that arise as a result of such reports by the User.”

2.3) “The User shall not report content that they find affects them or other Users in a negative manner to any employee of Northview High School that has the authority to a) deprive me of my life, liberty, property, or rights granted to me as a United States citizen, b) deprive me of the ability to freely manipulate the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia, c) to record information in any of my school records OTHER THAN those communicating information that resulted from a gradable experience, and/or d) has the authority to forward the report to any person, machine, agency, or organization connected to Northview High School that has the authority to execute (a), (b), (c), or (d). In the case that a report by a User does result in an attempt to execute (a), (b), (c), or (d), all and any of such subsequent attempts are null and void and all and/or any attempts to execute (a), (b), (c), or (d) are null and void as well.”

2.4) “The User shall not post comments that negatively impact me or other Users.”

2.5) “The User shall understand that all material located at the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia (Except the material in quotation marks located at the ‘Legal Stuff’ page) may OR MAY NOT reflect a) my true opinion, or b) actual factual information.The User shall also understand that I do not necessarily intend for the User to interpret all the content located at the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia in a serious manner.”

2.6) “BS means boisterous shenanigan when used at the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia and does NOT refer to the conventional definition of BS.” (You mad?)

2.7) “The User shall understand that all and any comments that a User makes on the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia fall under the complete control of me, the administrator. The User shall accept that I reserve the right to approve, mark as spam, delete, and/or edit comments as I deem necessary. All and any comments on the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia are considered to be a part of the content located at the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia and thus are subject to the Terms listed on this page.” That’s right b*******es that means I can edit your comments whenever I want and you can’t do a darn thing about it.  >:-D

And that’s pretty much it. This is a school blog, but in case you manage to find something offensive, don’t take it seriously. If you need any more information concerning the Terms, would like to discuss the content of the blog ChuckNorrisForNarnia, or have any other comments or ideas, you can e-mail me here.

I ACCEPT AND AGREE TO ABIDE BY THE TERMS OF USE

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